Lines/Gags

"Debera thank you so much, we're going to do a little trick. Do you do tricks? I mean the mag uh I mean the magic uh...(awkwardly turns away)"

Jeff Hobson

"Just watch to make sure my fingers never leave my hands" 

Diamond Jim Tyler

"Anyone have a birthday recently? Ow we have a birthday in the house! Well happy birthday. It's not polite to ask a lady her age so how much do you weigh?

Diamond Jim Tyler

"This trick requires I remove the two jokers so, you two have to go"

Diamond Jim Tyler

"Never use a big word when you can use a diminutive one"

Diamond Jim Tyler

"It's ok if I see them, I've already seen this trick"

"Money talks. But all mine ever says is goodbye."

"People look at me like I'm crazy but I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"I wouldn't cheat someone unless it was absolutely convenient"

Doc Dixon

"If you believe in telekinesis I want you to raise my hand" Then lift your hand up.

Diamond Jim Tyler 

"Do you believe in mind reading? I knew you were going to say that"?